Boobie Call
I received the funniest phone message I believe I have ever received. The pretext is that the message is from an elderly couple in their late 80's who go to my church and have a mole problem in their yard. I've been using my traps to help rid them of their problem. This is the message left on my phone:
(Ed) it's (Bob). The trap that you sat down closer to the fences looks like it's tripped so I thought I'd let you know. Talk to you later.
(Some mumbling in the background.)
Yeah.
(More mumbling)
Can I see your boobies?
(More mumbling)
Do you need help covering them up?
(More mumbling)
You need help covering your boobies up?
(Yeah)
I'm leaving the kitchen and in the hallway. I was calling (Ed) to let him know about the sprung trap.
(More mumbling by both)
(50 seconds of silence before it finally hangs up.)
I will probably wait an hour before going over to take care of the mole and reset the trap to make sure all boobies are covered up.
I’ve heard of booby traps, but I had thought of them differently.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I did too.
DeleteYes good idea to wait!
ReplyDeleteMost assuredly!
DeleteLeaving the line open and saying embarrassing stuff is a big fear of mine. LOL
ReplyDeleteI guess I haven't worried about doing that yet but perhaps my time is coming.
DeleteOh dear, poor elderly couple. So, what had they / she been doing that she needed help covering up? Guess the traps aren't booby traps, but there's always the blue-footed booby that could have flown in. Linda in Kansas
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure and since I'll never ask, I'll never know.
DeleteThat is hilarious! I hope you weren't surprised by any uncovered boobies when you got there.
ReplyDeleteEveryone was dressed and decent!
DeleteLate 80's? There is hope for us all.
ReplyDeleteAlthough he has suffered some effects of old age in the last year or so, she looks like she has another 10 or more years left in her easily!
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