Boobie Call

I received the funniest phone message I believe I have ever received. The pretext is that the message is from an elderly couple in their late 80's who go to my church and have a mole problem in their yard. I've been using my traps to help rid them of their problem. This is the message left on my phone:

(Ed) it's (Bob). The trap that you sat down closer to the fences looks like it's tripped so I thought I'd let you know. Talk to you later.

(Some mumbling in the background.)

Yeah.

(More mumbling)

Can I see your boobies?

(More mumbling)

Do you need help covering them up?

(More mumbling)

You need help covering your boobies up?

(Yeah)

I'm leaving the kitchen and in the hallway. I was calling (Ed) to let him know about the sprung trap.

(More mumbling by both)

(50 seconds of silence before it finally hangs up.)

I will probably wait an hour before going over to take care of the mole and reset the trap to make sure all boobies are covered up.