I like mints and I like chocolate. Heck, I even like them together in the form of chocolate bars or ice creams but I must confess, I never thought of them in the form of hand cleanliness. For a few days one week, I detected the faintest hint of chocolate whenever I was brushing my teeth at the sink in our main bathroom. Because we were fresh from Halloween and I am brushing my teeth alongside my daughter to encourage good hygiene, I just assumed that it was coming from her mouth. Then one morning in the wee hours just after midnight, I stopped in at that bathroom for a little business after getting a drink downstairs for an exceptionally parched throat, and while washing my hands was overcome with the smell of chocolate and mint. I knew where it was coming from but couldn't really understand why. A gag from my wife? I finished washing with warm water and went back to bed. The next morning upon investigation, I found the bottle you see above. I just can't understand how anyone would think this was a good combination for hand soap.