Wednesday, April 2, 2008

What He Didn't Have

The FBI arrested a man yesterday trying to sneak bomb making materials in his baggage. Included were two concealed galvanized pipes, end caps, two containers of BBs, batteries and some bomb-making literature. Surprisingly, he didn't have any containers of gels or liquids that were not in a quart sized clear plastic baggie, no containers of more than three ounces, no nipple rings, nothing hidden in his penny loafers, no bottles of water that he bought on the wrong side of security, no baby formula, and nothing in that belt buckle that held up his pants.

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